Listen up and listen well my friend! Right now someone wants your nads on a platter and it’s my job to keep your nads in your pants and not in some pissed off trophy case. At mattsdoghouse.com our job is to get you out of the dog house and back in the big bed where you belong. Well Big Matt is here for you. More than a few times in my life I have had to stop at the local flower shop to pick up the needed soon to be dead plants that would crack the little women’s heart to get my foot in the door.
Flower shops are like foreign lands where men are subjected to knick-knacks and potpourri. I want you to know that I had to use spell-check for potpourri! My flower shop has sports equipment; sport scores and services that are meant to keep you in the big bed and meet your sports fix. Let me know what you think and thanks for coming by.
Matt Bailey
Dog House Resident
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